Witty Quotes #3

Different opinions about the computer and the digital revolution from many people we have never heard of and others whom we hear far too much about. Mostly from people we have never heard of though!
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I know, there's a lot. But trust me, they're all pretty much true!
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1. "The real danger is not that computers will begin to think like men, but that men will begin to think like computers." - Sydney J. Harris
2. "Computers are magnificent tools for the realization of our dreams, but no machine can replace the human spark of spirit, compassion, love, and understanding." - Louis Gerstner
   
3. I think it's fair to say that personal computers have become the most empowering tool we've ever created. They're tools of communication, they're tools of creativity, and they can be shaped by their user." - Bill Gates
4. "Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of homework formerly eaten by the dog." - Doug Larson
5. "To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so." - Robert Orben
6. "A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing." - Emo Philips
7. "The good news about computers is that they do what you tell them to do. The bad news is that they do what you tell them to do." - Ted Nelson
8. "People think computers will keep them from making mistakes. They're wrong. With computers you make mistakes faster." - Adam Osborne
9. Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don't need to be done." - Andy Rooney
10. "Think? Why think! We have computers to do that for us." - Jean Rostand
11. "Why is it drug addicts and computer aficionados are both called users?" - Clifford Stoll

So, next time you're on your computer, remember that if you treat it with love and care, it will love and care for you back and will not cause too many problems.
[Little Star says: "Results may vary"]
:)

Little Star

Witty Quotes #2...and some other great topic that i just forgot.

I was going to blog about some other amazing topic..but I forgot it. So, another Witty Quote post!
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1. "A true friend never gets in your way unless you happen to be going down." (Arnold H. Glasow)
2. "Lots of people want to ride with you in the limo, but what you want is someone who will take the bus with you when the limo breaks down." (Oprah Winfrey)
3. "Friendship... is not something you learn in school. But if you haven't learned the meaning of friendship, you really haven't learned anything." (Muhammad Ali)

If you haven't figured it out yet, Friendship is the topic of today's witty quotes!
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It's summertime, go hang out with your friends!
Little Star

Witty Quotes #1

Hopefully, now that I have added Witty Quotes posts to my blog, I'll have more motivation to frequently update the blog. Witty Quotes are just quotes and sayings I've found, or heard, or just think are great. Some will make you smile, some will have you agreeing, and some will have you splitting your gut laughing (hopefully).
So, every now and then, hopefully, I'll update.

Today's Witty Quotes:

1. Rules are like paperclips: Meant to keep things together, fun to bend, and easily twisted out of shape.
2. If you have to fight fair, fight fair; If you have to fight dirty, you'd better win.
3. "I like pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down at us. Pigs treat us as equals." (Winston Churchill)

That's all for now!
Little Star